Channel: How To Drink

Category: Howto & Style

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Description: Go to helixsleep.com/howtodrink to get up to $200 off your mattress, plus two free pillows. We're doing it! Time to get out the Malort for my second attempt at making good drinks from the worst bottles in my bar. Get your own worst bottles at Curiada - bit.ly/HTDFavBottles - and use code howtodrink for free shipping on orders over $199. 00:00 - Opening 00:16 - The Lineup 01:28 - Malort tasting 05:20 - A message from our sponsors 07:17 - Marty Bird - A Malort Drink 09:18 - Tasting Notes 13:31 - Southern Comfort first attempt 15:21 - Tasting Notes 15:51 - Safe in Hell or SoCo Take 2 17:23 - Tasting Notes 20:27 - Klapojster Mjod Tasting 21:53 - Benign Threat 22:50 - Tasting Notes 24:36 - Drink naming 25:11 - See ya! Marty Bird: In shaker .5 oz -or- 15 ml simple syrup 1 oz -or- 30 ml Mezcal (Corte Vetusto) 1 oz -or- 30 ml Malort 1 oz -or- 15 ml lemon juice 1 sliced strawberry Add ice and shake Half open gate pour Add half ounce more of simple Garnish with chipotle powder Southern Comfort Failure: In mixing glass 1.5 oz -or- 45 ml Southern Comfort .5 oz -or- 15 ml Drambuie 2 bar spoons Green Chartreuse 1 dash angostura bitters Add ice and stir Strain into glass Add lemon twist Safe in Hell: In mixing glass 1.5 oz -or- 45 ml Southern Comfort .25 oz -or- 8 ml Benedictine .5 oz -or- 15 ml Lemon Hart 151 .25 oz -or- 8 ml Grenidine Add ice and stir Strain into glass Garnish with orange twist Benign Threat: 1 oz -or- 30 ml lemon juice 1.5 oz -or- 45 ml Klapojster Mjod 1.5 oz -or- 45 ml Bourbon (Noah's Mill) .5 oz -or- 15 ml simple syrup Add ice and shake Strain into glass Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here: bit.ly/H2DBlog Twitch: bit.ly/2VsOi3d H2D2: bit.ly/YTH2D2 twitter: bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: bit.ly/H2DBlog Patreon: bit.ly/H2DPatreon Gear: amzn.to/2LeQCbW Trying to make drinks from 3 Awful bottles: youtu.be/RtTysUdghmg 5 Nightmare Drinks ordered by actual humans: youtu.be/YX-Vhm_7r5U Cursed Cocktails of Critical Role: youtu.be/AH4yyDk6lkQ Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible! Shelby Benton Dennis Groome Aditya Choksi Whiskey Tribe William Madrid Erik Språng Nicholas Tsotakos Adam Doyle Richard Rappuhn Bill Todd Swain Affable Kraut Sean Makiney Olivia Jeff Lewis Huyen Tue Dao Alex Bertrand Christy Rusk Daniel Batson Magnus Gezelius That One Guy Anne Burns TsubasaAkari Richard Trimble Stacy Ferguson Brandon Wilson Marcus Sarah Chapin Jacob Scida Jeremy Samuels RedTinCan Marcus Larsson Heather Briana Ryan Zack Fasel Patrick Unger M W James Richards Benjamin Birdsall Isaiah Green Austin Watson Chris Psanis AmandaKay Eoheomili Joe Johnson Blanchard Erin @SecBarbie Jacobs GearOverlord Chele Herman Russell Pope Jose Medina Daniel VanEyl-Godin